I could never have seen this coming.

This is quite simply mind blowing. This photo is of a girl named Gina. She lived next door to my family all through my childhood. Her family is very religious. One day, several years ago, I'm sitting in a bar with my brother (not uncommon) and a free magazine distributed to all local bars intended to advertise drink specials and various events in the area is sitting there and I'm staring at it blankly as I drift off in space (not uncommon). Suddenly I snap out of it, scrunch my face, and mumble "wait". I open the cover to the table of contents and read what I never thought possible. If her family ever saw this they would most certainly disown her. What I felt was particularly unnecessary is going topless behind the guitar. Had she wore a shirt behind the guitar her parents would be proud of her small success and I'd have no fun with this. After my brother and I decided not to drop it in their mailbox as an effort to sabotage her, I saw her in their driveway and delicately asked her about it. The website and magazine state very clearly all modeling is done free, models aren't paid. She made up this bullshit story that they gave her a thousand dollars, laughable, but, honestly, I can't blame her because I would have said that too.