Tiss The Season of Gift Giving

Some time in my life I would like to take a gift given to me for Christmas by someone close and put it in the basement. Then the following year re-wrap it and give it to them and act like I didn't know. I would do that to my friend Mark but he doesn't buy me anything, maybe if I reiterate the Christmas card he sent me last year.

Success!

For the first time in my life my family is seeing success in all its' members. My brother was recently hired on as a full time employee at the local K Mart. At 29 years old, his job is to assist any customers in the digital media department, and get Albert when he needs to take his break. Next thing you know one of us might move out of our parents house. (This is all a joke)

New job cash flow

You're probably wondering how I'm doing at my new job and all that jazz. Well, I'm good, my job is good because it's interesting but thats not why you're here, you're here for either A) Comedy, B) Philosophy, or C) Other interesting facts. Today my friend, you are in luck I have news to share, I actually followed through on a promise made to myself many moons ago, I bought a "big ticket" acoustic guitar. I just bought and have next to me right now a brand new Gibson Songwriter Deluxe, eat your heart out.

Long Days at the Office

I started my new job and it's going great. And to top it off, I got payed on my second day of work because it happened to be the 15th of the month. The cafeteria (open 6am-1:30pm) serves Starbucks Coffee at a reduced rate. I'm sure that will taste good out of my "Worlds Best Boss" mug.

Oh hell yeah!!

Sometimes.... I just want a fucking beer.


Coffee is good but beer is better, in all circumstances. Enjoy this pic and try not to drool in your cubical. (Click on it so it's the whole screen)

Title Change

I haven't had a beer since thursday. Today is the last day I will be known as Unemployed-Pete. I think we will go back to my favorite title, Dependable-Pete. I start a job tomorrow, as read in a previous post. I haven't felt like I really got a job until today when they called to tell me they were looking forward to seeing me tomorrow. I'm calling in sick. I'll get used to working everyday, but I feel terrible because the blog is going to be hurt by this and in turn the millions of bored cubicle sitters will suffer. I'll do my best for my supporters.

O.C.C.

I took my two little cousins to see the Orange county dudes at the Sears headquarters today. They (OCC) weren't very excited to be there but I met and got their autograghs. I also managed to get a photo with Mikey. Check it out.

Unemployment

Unemployment is fun for the first month but then you get so bored. I mean, really bored. I'm really bored. It's pathetic. I'm bored and pathetic. Oh well, where I stand now I'll be starting a new job on november 14.